Tuesday, February 19, 2008

This is funny!!!

Has it ever occurred to you as to why suddenly the networking sites are burgeoning.. Why suddenly we are hooking on to these sites in search of F.R.I.E.N.D.S????? When we are out there on streets we really don’t get past someone without throwing our ounces of attitude and there we are at home trying to build up such relations with people who we don’t even care exist… So, is the human mind, CONFUSED… I guess so.. And before it occurs to someone that m totally against entering this virtual make-u-feel-good world then I’ll just have to say that u are wrong and I’m myself on one such site, but still it never fails to amuse me all the more.. And believe me, u should also go ahead and become a part of this, not to be a part of the fake world but for sometime just laugh at the things that people do to attract attention…

So, as per what I have seen and analyzed I’ll just list out those few traits of what I call an online-networking-syndrome….

Ø U’ll find people making endless friends on these sites.. Can u imagine someone having 300, 400 or above 600 friends.. How can u possibly know so many people and remember all their stuff or even be friends with so many people at the same time.. amazes me to know that people have begun to hone skills that we b4 thot neva existed..

Ø Then u’ll find THEM giving out virtual hugs, kisses, cuddles blah blah and they never do the same when they actually meet on streets.. y??? that remains a big question till date.. I think virtual just remains that, VIRTUAL. And even worse, people do stuff like throw sheep at someone, spank someone, hit with a hammer or even head butt, bite, throw shade at.. and god knows what else.. for god’s sake this is a social networking site so lets just get social please..

Ø Then there is all time favourite, your profile picture.. Does it really matter that much.. half the responses that u get or half the conversations that u possibly make are about how good ur new profile pic luks n then thr is the need of endless replies of thank you’s… As in y do u need to change it al the time, u’l luk jus as good or maybe ugly as u do in ur earlier pic..

Ø And if that was not enough u have the option of videos and albums which define ur happiness in life.. Well u r happy isn’t that good enough... I think the need to announce it to the world and make that last attempt to make them feel more miserable about their already sad life is accomplished... Thanks a lot!!!

Ø Then my all time favourite- being a part of some community… damn that steals the show... it shouts loud from ur profile sayin- U know what I belong to the mocha or M Tv community and that makes me so happening LOSERS!!! What were u thinking before joining such a community, u know u r happening, ur friends know u r happening so y do u need to tell the inconsequential people online that u r happening… u know what, this makes u all the more loserly and non-happening so pls stop doing this…

Well, even m part of one such site but I think that some people go ovaboard with this networkin bit... Let ur friends know u and remember u and not b part of profiles whr someone has to add u jus so u don feel bad or jus so their friend circle increases.. It’s a place where u keep in touch with those who u don wanna lose touch with n this is the best way to do so... So happy networking…

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